Today at the supermarket I discoved a local vendor with a truly unique product...

Naturally this raises several very serious questions

Is this for feeding hummingbirds?

Is it ok to add red dye?

How do you keep it cold, and maintain the head in the feeder?

How do you card a hummingbird?

Is it made from fermented hummingbirds?

What about the migratory species laws?

Who lobbied who?

How much money changed hands?